9.  A movie about a Texas town who elects a horse as their sheriff as a protest against Obama.  The horse turns out to be three best sheriff they ever had, and teaches everyone some heart warming life lessons.  

1058. A fake baby in a harness or sling that you can fill with alcohol and bring into sporting events, or church.

230.  Beard or No Beard A game show where people are tasked with using their own frail senses to determine whether or not a person in front of them has a beard.  The show would have several rounds that would become increasingly difficult as your senses are literally stripped from you.  I’m sure that you […]Read Post ›

771.  Johnny “The Beard” Beardly’s;  Peanut Butter “Shut the Fuck” Cups 

150. Plan pranks just for the potential newspaper headlines.  Some examples might be:  “Man Drives Giant Sandwich,”  “Fat Dog Balloon Explodes,” or “Rampaging Octogenarians Storm Parliament for Free Sandwiches” 

304.  “People be Crazy”;  An Americas Funniest home videos type reality show that actually only shows really sad videos of genuinely crazy people, with offensively light-hearted commentary and cheesy puns over top.