Idea of the Day – May 1, 2015

596.  Pet of the Month Club

I love animals. They are fun and adorable, and they love you because you give them food!  But they just so permanent.  The Pet of the Month club would deliver a new pet to your front door at the first of every month.  Your new puppy is slightly less puppyish?  Trade him in!  Your armadillo is too stinky?  Maybe this little tarantula is more your style.  And if the tarantula happens to pass on after you try to staple a little top hat on it’s head, we charge a reasonable mortality fee.

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