Idea of the Day – April 23, 2015

329.  When you’re at a restaurant and the waiter comes over, order and then look at your girlfriend, smile and say “we’re celebrating”. When they ask what you are celebrating, grab her hand, look deep into her eyes and say “three days without an accident”.

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