#320.  Pubert, the antisocial dog walker.

Asperger Syndrome isn’t funny.  As proven by countless sitcoms however, antisocial people with tendencies that appear eerily similar to aspergers are hilarious.  The noble career of the dogwalker is almost a New York cliche by this point, but it;s a pretty fair one.  I imagine Pubert to have a deep seeded distrust of dogs, but to smell enough like cheese that dogs take an automatic interest in him.