#264. Frank and Wanks Hotdogs and Handjobs
In this age of convenience and access, you would think combining fast food and prostitution into one cozy brand would be a no-brainer. I imagine the logistics of the drive-thru would be a bit of a headache, but outside of that, what could be more perfect than eating a delicious hot dog, with all the fixings, while being masturbated by a bored, old eastern European lady?
Today is my birthday. I’m thirty-five damn years old, although, I’m told I don’t look a day past 34. This idea was from last year on my birthday. We had Thai food, drinks, and good conversation. I got to see Sarah, Gene and my sister, and the ex and I didn’t fight once. It was a good night, until I lost my phone at the Thai restaurant.
